scientology + oprah = love ?

wouldn't you know it.. i go to cancun for a long weekend and tom cruise and john travolta have moved in on my girl oprah.. in my attempt to wash the beach and sunshine from my brain, i looked around the news and found this. looks like cruise and travola are putting on a full court press to get oprah to cult up and go scientologist.. now what would the most powerful woman in media (or the world for that matter) need from that pack of nut jobs.. ? maybe she believes the scientologist 'detox' program will solve that little weight issue she keeps fighting.. ? i'm not sure.. but the more i hear about cruise and his merry band of misfits and their multiple levels of mojo, the more convinced i am of it's lunatic foundations.. i mean, who would ever want to deprogram all of those alien teachings that we had burned in our minds centuries ago.. ?