i think the most shocking news story of last week had to be that helen thomas has indicated she would kill herself if dick cheney were to run for president... now for those of you who don't know the lovely, fair and beautiful ms thomas (see picture), she is a mainstay at white house press conferences.. the matriarch of the lefty hate press.. republican basher supreme.
what makes this all so very shocking is remebering that she's alive to begin with.. if at first glance you didn't note the embalming fluid coarsing through her veins.. surely when the voice of satan rings out, you know, she is undead..
but, i guess not. so dick.. i'm gonna head up your campaign.. i think we need signs with helen's mug on them to stick on every street corner.. and i think there's probably a catchy campaign slogan hidden in there too.. i'm just afraid that it's another empty promise from the soul-less lefties.. all talk, they are.
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